It’s hard to know how to react to North Korean video showing a nuclear missile attack on downtown San Francisco.

With a look on the housing market benefits?

Finally, middle-class people will be able to afford to the live in the city again.

With techie scorn?

Look at those awful CGI graphics. Can’t some Bay Area virtual reality company find a way around sanctions and help the North Koreans create something suitably scary enough for a crackpot dictatorship?

With alternative targeting? Kim Jong Un, if you want to attack the heart of San Francisco arrogance, you gotta aim at Noe Valley instead.

With real fear?

These guys have missiles and nukes, and the world has no real strategy for containing them.

And our country is led by a madman who doesn’t much care for California.

Count me not as fearful, but mildly alarmed.