(with apologies to Mary and her little lamb)

Carly had a demon sheep
With eyes red as hot coal
And everywhere that Carly went,
The demon sheep would go

There it was on You Tube one day,
One of those new campaign rules,
And it made the journalists laugh and play
To see the political fools

And so the critics panned it out
But still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about
In hopes of ending a career

Why does Carly hate Tom so?
The eager pundits cry
Cause Tom is ahead in the polls, you know
The cynics did reply