Author: Joe Mathews

DiFi Lives!

Good news from the nation’s capital! Dianne Feinstein is alive! After finding political trouble with conciliatory rhetoric towards, President Trump, she threw a few punches

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Immortal Property Taxes

MEMO To: California Association of Realtors Re: Death and Taxes Barring some wild technological advance, all Californians eventually will die. But why can’t our property

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Jerry’s Senior-itis

In the last year of high school, students often develop a case of senioritis. They neglect their schoolwork, see their grades drop, and spend more

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Office Pool 2018

This marks the ninth annual version of the California Office Pool. It was inspired by the late, great New York Times columnist William Safire, who

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Black Bart 2017: Yes!

It’s hard year to choose a Black Bart. But it’s easy to say who can’t be Black Bart: President Trump. You can’t be California’s Black

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